帶不了你去哪，
最多帶你回家。
Can't take you anywhere. Only home.
說真的，你不需要這個。你需要的是少看手機、早點睡、打給你媽——但你不會。所以我們做了這個。
Honestly, you don't need this. You need to look at your phone less, sleep earlier, call your mum — but you won't. So we made this instead.
AI 越來越行，工作快不需要我們了。等工作走了，剩下要面對的，是你自己：
你的身體、很久沒聯絡的朋友、還有一個不太認識的自己。
AI keeps getting better; work won't need us much longer. Once it's gone, what's left to face is you — your body, the friends you haven't messaged in ages, and a version of yourself you barely recognise.
配方是兩千年前的人留的。他們沒聽過 KPI，但早就懂——人忙起來會把自己搞壞，閒下來又難過。
The recipes were left by people two thousand years ago. They'd never heard of a KPI, but they already knew the deal: we wreck ourselves when busy, and ache when we're not.
我們也不知道怎麼辦。中醫懂一點、找點樂趣懂一點、跟人坐著不講話也懂一點。
We don't know what to do either. A little Chinese medicine, a little about having some fun, a little about sitting with someone and saying nothing.
東西做好了。
先在這個時代，
一起尷尬一陣子。
It's made. Just being awkward together in this era, for now.
hachi wild哈嗤辦公室時代，正在慢慢結束。
AI 不是工具，是個篩子。
它會把很多工作，安安靜靜地拿走。
到時候人不會變得很閒。
會變得不知道自己是誰。
因為「你是做什麼的」這個問題，
我們答了一輩子。答案快過期了。
The office era is quietly ending. AI isn't a tool — it's a sieve, and it takes the work away without a sound. People won't end up with more free time. They'll end up not knowing who they are. "So, what do you do?" — we've answered that our whole lives. The answer is about to expire.
我們也沒有更好的答案。
我們只是賣草的。
We don't have a better answer either. We just sell grass.
說是草本沖飲，其實就是一些對身體可能有幫助的天然本草，已經弄好了，是菁露，撕開就能喝，加水也行。材料是兩千年前的人留下來的——我們沒發明什麼，把它們湊在一起，加了個包裝，方便一點。
We call it a herbal drink. Really it's just some natural herbs that might do your body some good — already prepared, just add water. The ingredients were figured out two thousand years ago — we didn't invent anything. We put them together, added some packaging, and made it more convenient.
不是藥，治不了你什麼。撕一包就能喝。至少手裡有事做。
Not medicine. Won't cure anything. Tear one open and drink. At least your hands are busy.
醒、動、夜。
Three moments in a day. Wake. Move. Night.
現在可以預購了。 去商店 / go to the shop →
草剛做好。
寫的東西還在寫。
你留個信箱。
寫的、想的，先寄給你；有新東西，也第一個跟你說。就這樣，不會煩你。
The blends are ready; the writing keeps going. Leave your email and we'll send you what we write, and tell you first when there's something new. That's all. We won't bother you.
記住你了。回去過你的日子吧。
Noted. Go back to your life.
